Trevor Ship’s blog.
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Who doesn’t like free stuff?
Who doesn’t like free stuff? Fancy getting my children’s book ‘Fetlock Bones and The Curious Case of the Budgie Smugglers’ for the glorious price of nothing? Well for a time you can, from noon today for a 5 day period you can download it free. Noon today (6th May 2020 until 11th May.) If you…
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Orchestra Sponsorship
Guest blogger Jeffanen Argle from TOOHIGHBROWFORU, looks into the darker side of the world of wood and strings for us.
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Equality, pah!
A guest blog post by Fanny Malinkus, a private landlord who has worked hard all of her life at owning property, that she inherited, and making it work for her financially.
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Surreal maths and how it doesn’t add up.
Want to know more about surrealist maths genius Vengl Funfbenger? Join guest blogger Jeffanen Argle from TOOHIGHBROWFORU to find out more.
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Roger the bearded lady
Brain remembrances Have you ever had that thing when your brain is sort of at an idle, and then out of nowhere pulls something completely random out from behind it’s back? BRAIN: I notice that you are not doing too much at the moment, so here why don’t you randomly remember two-thirds of the dance…
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World Ignorance Championships
The World Ignorance Championships This was originally an event that was instigated in the early 1950s by Immingham Brown. Brown was a man who had been a particularly unsuccessful spy during the war years, and he realised that the one thing that he was good at was being ignored and ignoring things. He set about…
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I Saw Her Standing There
This is an interactive story that I wrote on Twitter, I wrote it unplanned based on suggestions and votes from Twitter followers. It was written and posted as is, only stopping briefly for a spelling check. Writing is usually so far removed in time from it being written to it being read, I just wondered…
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Meditation?
Got a few minutes, and want a laugh? You could give this a listen and let me know what you think. The audio is not anywhere near 100% but it was something I did the other day to test a few ideas out.
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Music? Call that music?
It’s just a noise. People who say that music was best in a certain decade, you know that they are wrong, don’t you? Unutterably, brain-meltingly, quantifiably wrong. It’s okay to be wrong sometimes though. I should know, I do it all of the time. Come on in, the confusion is just the right temperature. They…
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Funny Business?
Comedy is the new rock and roll isn’t it? That is what all of the think pieces in newspapers and on the internet keep telling us, so it must be true. That means that people who are not at all funny think that they can muck about in the shallow end of comedy and use…
