Trevor Ship’s blog.
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What do you get if you leave the correct two-second gap on the road?
An Audi in it.
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A woman who posts how great her husband is on social media is definitely having an affair according to her friends.
A 38 year old woman who frequently posts about the wonderful things that her husband has done is suspected of foul play by her friends. It first started when friends of the woman became suspicious of a fantastic meal that he had reportedly made for her. The friends confirmed that they had all eaten food…
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Nurses fall off men’s fantasy list after having seen them wearing PPE.
It turns out that men have found it difficult to have sexy thoughts about a woman in mask, goggles, rubber gloves and blue scrubs. For years ‘sexy nurses’ has been a staple of many a mans fantasy but a report has found that this is no longer the case. Well known pervert, John Halfbreed, said…
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A new podcast about how many new podcasts there are is about to launch.
And get this, it’s logo is going to include a microphone with sound waves coming out of it! In a frankly shocking and unheard of turn of events, the new podcast called ‘Remember When This Was All Magnetic Fields?’ is going to be two white guys talking about how many podcasts there are these days.…
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People who say that ‘I am entitled to my opinion’ don’t seem to be so entitled to hearing facts.
Recently there has been an upsurge of people on social media making an idiotic claim and then getting annoyed when people point out that it is, in fact, not true.
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Racists only want to stop immigration so that they can keep track of who they hate and why.
People who want to stop people coming into the country only want to do that so that being racist is easier when it comes to admin, it was revealed yesterday.
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There is no ‘I’ in team, but there is a ‘Me’ states report.
Mediocre managers have been using the phrase ‘There is no I in team.’ for many years, but it has recently come to light that there are other anagrams of the word.
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Unfollow you, Unfollow me.
“Life starts at the end of your comfort zone” posted on your Facebook by people who never go further than the end of their sofa.
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Are Sonic and Mario responsible for the rise of the far-right?
Are Sonic and Mario responsible for the rise of the far right? A guest blog by Wobbly Bob, our gaming correspondent and in house puppet.
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Is being a History teacher a scam?
Is being a History teacher a scam? If “History repeats” why do we need more than one lesson?
