Category: Latest News
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Fetlock Bones And The Curious Case Of The Budgie Smugglers – Free!
Fetlock Bones and Doctor Hobson face their most fiendish case yet. Why would someone want to steal hundreds of exotic birds from zoos all across the country? What could they possibly want with them? Maybe they were taken by a robber duck? Get my first Children’s book absolutely free!
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Art for God’s Sake?
This month our infrequent contributor, Fanny Malinkus, looks into things to do in, or around London this October.
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Chunky Mango manifesto?
Given that it seems the way into politics is to promise to do stuff that the public want, but then not actually doing it, if Chunky Mango decided to put it’s digital hat into the ring what should we promise?
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Gotta catch ’em all. (Bad Drivers that is.)
Under new rules, drivers with dreamcatchers in the window are to be arrested for driving without due care and attention.
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Poetry, and world motion.
Our infrequent guest arts and culture blogger, Jeffanan Argle, has decided that there has been too much frivolous content on this channel recently.
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What do you get if you leave the correct two-second gap on the road?
An Audi in it.
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Nurses fall off men’s fantasy list after having seen them wearing PPE.
It turns out that men have found it difficult to have sexy thoughts about a woman in mask, goggles, rubber gloves and blue scrubs. For years ‘sexy nurses’ has been a staple of many a mans fantasy but a report has found that this is no longer the case. Well known pervert, John Halfbreed, said…









