Category: Health
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We can have pictures of pretty girls again! Claim news editors.
Newspaper and website editors are pleased that they have a story about vaccines for younger people, as it gives them an excuse to run pictures of pretty girls in parks again.
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A woman who posts how great her husband is on social media is definitely having an affair according to her friends.
A 38 year old woman who frequently posts about the wonderful things that her husband has done is suspected of foul play by her friends. It first started when friends of the woman became suspicious of a fantastic meal that he had reportedly made for her. The friends confirmed that they had all eaten food…
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Nurses fall off men’s fantasy list after having seen them wearing PPE.
It turns out that men have found it difficult to have sexy thoughts about a woman in mask, goggles, rubber gloves and blue scrubs. For years ‘sexy nurses’ has been a staple of many a mans fantasy but a report has found that this is no longer the case. Well known pervert, John Halfbreed, said…
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People who say that ‘I am entitled to my opinion’ don’t seem to be so entitled to hearing facts.
Recently there has been an upsurge of people on social media making an idiotic claim and then getting annoyed when people point out that it is, in fact, not true.
