It has been agreed that the band can go ahead with the planned show next month, as no one at all will be there. Normally people might have wandered in from the other part of the club to see what all of the noise was, but that simply won’t be happening this time. Making the world better for everyone.

“It is easy for people to stay more than 2 metres away from us, when our most popular song is called ‘I love you though you are a vomit faced wanker.’” says the lead singer of the band. “Literally no one wants to hear that.’ he added.

Professor Jeffarnan Argle of The Institute of the Hitherto Blindingly obvious added that the same was also true of a lot of ‘Comedy’ Improv troupes.

Yes, and?