A guest post from Chunky Mango stalwart, Wobbly Bob.

Hello.

Well this is quite a time isn’t it? Plans are afoot for some new video projects involving me. Of course they involve me, who else would they involve?

Let’s take a wibbly wobbly Bobbly trip to the recent past:

It was floated by the techie behind the shows that we should try a live one on Twitch/YouTube Live with me doing effectively improv based on suggestions in the chat. While we all agree that is something that we all would like to do. There is an issue.

The internet here at Chunky Mango HQ* is appalling for upload speeds, and the trials we did were not very watchable. Work is progressing on this slowly and we will hopefully soon have some more live trials. The internet here is more unreliable here than anything with an Austin badge on it. Joke for the kids there.

The plan with this idea is that the live show is then edited down with inserts etc into short episodes for people to watch on YouTube later.

There is a short script almost finished by our trained infinite writing monkeys for a new Bob episode, that we are hoping to film this week. If this is well received more should follow on soonish.

On top of that there has been a request that Bob reviews Fortnite, do you like Bob doing review/Let’s Plays? These are relatively easy to make as I basically play a game and babble away, then some poor sod has to edit that down into something that is vaguely amusing and makes a modicum of sense. 

Easy for me, and as I am the talent, that is as it should be.

On top of that, I would like to try a Bob roasts type thing, like the ones that are prevalent on that there YoYoYoYoHIGUYSTube! In this case I would like it simply to be a Bob’s opinions on things where you send in pictures of things, anything, that you have made or own that you would like an opinion on.

It could be a car, computer, knitted mollusc or whatever. I do appreciate hard work and individualism, I will have no truck with being mean for no reason. I honestly would like to feature things that are good as well as things that are bad. If I do this I will get technob to set up a special email account just for that, please don’t post them on Twitter as everyone will see them in advance, and that takes away the surprise don’t it?

So regular Bob viewers, by which I mean you have watched regularly, this is not an investigation into the Bristol scale of your faeces thanks.

Regular viewers, what would you like to see this channel make with my prodigious talent? Let’s not have a cooking show suggestion though thanks, as I am highly flammable, and whilst that might get big views it would rapidly shorten my career. 

And my puppeteers fingernails.

Thought? Let us know.

Love, socially distanced hugs and virtual kisses,

Bob.

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The shed that this is made in, which explains a liot.