What do you get if you leave the correct two-second gap on the road?

An Audi in it.

Road safety campaigners have long stated that the correct gap to leave between yourself and vehicle in front, in good dry conditions, is approximately two seconds.

It has recently emerged that Audi drivers seem to believe that their jumped up Volkswagens have some sort of mild time travelling ability, and can ignore the basic laws of time and physics.

A spokesperson from a large Road Safety Group said that this was not the case as it was more complicated than that.

Well at least we think that they did, our reporter fell asleep and forgot to set the voice recorder off.


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