Recently there has been an upsurge of people on social media making an idiotic claim and then getting annoyed when people point out that it is, in fact, not true.

Internet loudmouth Jessica Johnson openly likes to tell people her ‘opinions’ on the internet but is vocally upset when other people have different ones.

‘Why should people tell me what they think? I don’t care, I am too busy thinking about what I think and making sure that everyone knows about it.’

Doctor Samantha Brown from the Institute for the Hitherto Blindingly Obvious said ‘It’s inexplicable really, it seems that some people like to state things like the coronavirus doesn’t exist, and then react badly when someone proves that it clearly does.’

‘Don’t get me started on those 5G conspiracy weirdoes.’ She added.

Jessica Johnson then asked our reporter if she could get on as she had some opinions on Greggg Wallace being behind the 5G conspiracy that she needed to share.