Work

Work is the great lie of the modern age, you want me to do this job AND you want me to lie and pretend that I am not just doing it for the money?

Tough call.

I hate my job with a passion that my manager says that I lack.

I don’t mind going to work, it’s the eight hour delay before I can go home again that I resent.

INTERVIEWER: “Can you explain this gap in your CV?”
ME: “Yes, I fell asleep on the space bar.”

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