Newspaper and website editors are pleased that they have a story about vaccines for younger people, as it gives them an excuse to run pictures of pretty girls in parks again.

One Picture Editor had long been complaining that since exams were mostly not going ahead this year that was at least two days where they would normally be able to post pictures of attractive young girls jumping in the air.

‘We particularly like pictures of girls outside, as we can claim it is healthy and normal to have this fixation in our media.’

When it was pointed out that them frequently running pictures of teenage girls on a supposedly serious news website was, at best, a bit icky.