Hey you, looking good. I like that thing that you’ve done with your hair.

Me? Oh I am okay thanks, just muddling along through late stage capitalism and the inevitable collapse of society.

How am I dealing with that? By making something silly, that’s how. Something that I hope to enjoy.

“Mate, you’ve been talking about the podcast forever…”

That’s true, I am not 100% health wise at all, but I am doing small bits at a time, for example I recently gave the great chap Loudribs a little bit of money to make some amazing designs for the project.

He delivered in spades, and buckets, so some of those images are here. The article header image is the logo and I will pop a few more lower down this article.

I have also bought a large music and SFX (sound effects darling, you wouldn’t understand) library from Humble Bundle which I intend to use to try and stop me designing everything from scratch. Which is what I want to do, but then I get upset it isn’t good enough and stop doing it.

Which is why this podcast has taken this long to get to this point, I am trying to let go and accept that there are things that I am good at and things that I am not.

Time will tell what they are, when I find out you will be the first to know.

I am also trying new techniques to get ideas out and then to concentrate on working on them, including maybe buying a distraction free writing device. No really.

So that’s about it for now, I have loads of ideas but it isn’t quite working as a cohesive thing for me, I hope to find the glue soon. I have a tentative idea and I think I will probably make a short pilot episode and see if that works. When I do that I would really like feedback, I want to make this for me but also it seems that the world could really use something silly and funny right now.

If all else fails, I will just do nob jokes I suppose, it works for plenty of “comedians”.

Ta ra!

This is Clive, he’s a crab and he has opinions.

WhimbleChurch Lido raises some health concerns…

Steve is angry, very angry.

Go look at Loudribs stuff at https://loudribs.com/